Special Easter Offer: Subscribe Now and Get a Roll of our “Parsifal” Toilet Paper
If there’s one thing we learned from a year of lockdown, it’s that everyone needs toilet paper. That’s why we’ve designed this “Parsifal” roll especially for cultured assholes. It’s three-ply and contains the complete vocal score—at least, as much as we could fit to print—in crisp, readable quality. Starting now, our gift to you with every new 1-Year Subscription.
- 1 Roll of “Parsifal” toilet paper
- …rolled up in a VAN “Parsifal” poster
- 1 Voucher code for a VAN 1-Year Subscription (Here’s how to redeem your code: You will get a code and a URL via email. Just click on the link, enter your contact details and your reader account is all set and ready to go.)
Step 2/2 – Enter Your Contact Details
The Fine Print:
- The toilet paper is technically decorative. Use at your own risk of a wound which only the Spear can heal.
- The Easter subscription does not renew automatically.
- The toilet paper will be shipped within 72 hours of purchase to your address.
- The offer is our regular subscription price, including VAT, with the addition of shipping costs.