Hey, did you know that classical music is actually really, really cool? The composers were “insane rock stars” who behaved outrageously and had lots of sex! In fact, Franz Liszt was the world’s first rock star! …Or was it Beethoven? Maybe it was Mozart. In any case, their behavior definitely qualifies them as rock stars, which makes them relevant to today’s youth. Also, the “Rite of Spring” was so hardcore that it caused a riot! It was the very first mosh pit. So cool. But in case you need more convincing, here’s Bach playing a keytar:
Classical Music Isn’t Cool
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