Have you ever wondered what Richard Wagner would have looked like in a superhero costume? Or how Ursula Vaughan Williams jived on the dancefloor? Or how good Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov was in bed?  

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… is a freelance writer based in London who has recently graduated from Oxford University. He writes elsewhere at ondoverbeach.substack.com